Like the previous three years, Bekay deals out his own perspective of what went down in 2009. Lyrics after the jump.
2009, Year In Review, Bekay
Big up to Mad Skillz yo! (respect)
2009’s a wrap, 20-10, here I come!! (aghhhh)
Hey yo the facts is you funny, dudes try actin’ gully
Y’all really need to take advice from Captain Sully
Jay Leno got the the boot, now that’ll humble ya’
Ratings speak for themselves, Conan’s just a lot funnier
Send the soldiers home, lives we dont wanna risk ’em
Big up to Matt Groning, 20 years of The Simpsons!
And there’s a new definition of trashy, dirty whore
Example, the girls in the cast of the Jersey Shore
And I know one dude who even made Santa’s shit list
How the fuck you gonna try to blow up a plane on Christmas?!
But we don’t stress it, the government blinds you
With economy problems and dealin’ with swine flu
Things got trife in his life
Last week, Charlie Sheen went after his wife with a knife!
Everyone sucks at rappin’ now
If I aint know better, I’d say Mayweather tried duckin’ Pacquiao
Who got the heart of a beast?
We all gone find out March 13th
It’s like someone’s up to somethin’ son,
Get the record books out, the Yankees won another one
Impossible!, nope & I’m laughin it up, cause Kobe and the Lakers are unstoppable
No pun, but Em’s LP was a lil shady
Steelers won the bowl and came back lookin’ kinda shaky
Another reason this country is up in the shitter,
Is everyone stay obsessed with Facebook & Twitter
Like I give shit what your readin’ & who you’re knowin’
Like when you break up with ya’ girlfriend and now who she’s blowin’
Thinkin’ peeps wanna model you,
I could barely keep up with a flick, so why the fuck i wanna follow you?
Financial comeback, we ain’t make it close
The market crashed harder then that plane did into the Jamaican coast!
Undeserved fame, Kimbo’s gotten with ease
Brock Lesner got better, but now he’s got a disease
A little jokes always always fun, that never should fail
But the balloon boys parents now are going to jail
We brainless and now worship the nameless
Someone tell me who the fuck is Heidi and Spencer and why are they famous!?
Our promo used to be records on vinyl
Now all marketing’s “diseased”, the shits gone viral
I turned down deals at Atlantic, fuck the fame!
Put my life in the pad this year, it’s called “Hunger Pains”
Yea we know his wife’s a hottie
But Tiger Woods ate mad ambien and banged everybody
Porn stars, actresses man, it could not last
Cause three quarters of them chicks, was hood rat trash
Lamar Odom married Chloie Kardashian
Only rule was, don’t get caught starin’ at Kims ass again
You know things are getting real messed up
When Susan Boyle be sellin’ more records then 50 Cent does
The state of hip-hop, its gotten funny
Asher Roth flopped, so Steve Rifkind lost a lotta money
The gossip stuffs nuts, an obscenity
I bet TMZ, they probably know who shot Kennedy
Underground for life, try what im doin’
Larry David, he gave us the Seinfeld reunion
Real and Chance, they got another shot (why not)
Even Mike Phelps man, he smoked a lil bit of pot
And John’s screamin out ‘fuck Kate!’
They beefin’, they cant handle themselves, let alone plus 8!
I dare someone try put me in my place
The “slap chop” guy punched a hooker in the face
Kanye’s a dick, Taylor should have spit on em
Better yet, turn around and slapped the shit out of em!
Homeboy you’re a clown, yah you pick on women
He’s just mad that “her” jeans ain’t tight enough to fit him
The media’s a fuckin’ disgrace
Perez Hilton got black-eyed pea’d punched in the face
Speaking of Hiltons man, I’d touch on Paris
But without Nicole or Lindsay, her year was kinda average
Maybe she should think about marriage
I’ll hit it in a second with intentions of gettin’ the baby carriage
(Set for life!), a present that the cock bring
UFC’s now getting better numbers then the boxing
James Cameron made the most expensive movie of all time
Either way, I could care less for the crazy movie make over
It ain’t have shit on ‘The Hangover’
I’m human, it could almost make me tear
How that sick fuck kidnapped that chick for 18 years
Where the hell was Madonna?
But even the Kabala couldn’t stop Chris Brown from hittin’ on Rihanna
He ain’t mean to hit her too hard
And when he tried to apologize, it looked like he read it off a cue card!
The government preachin’, I dont believe the shit
Mike Vick’s back, I’d love to feed ’em to my pit
Lil Kim wasn’t in it, but i know she’d say this
That Biggie movie made us remember who was the greatest
THE YEAR IN REVIEW (bring it back)
I’m sorry Brit Murphy overdosed
I’m sorry Patrick Swayze went ghost (Mr. Magic)
I’m sorry Roc Raida went too fast
I’m sorry DJ AM passed (Bee Arthur)
I’m sorry Mike Jack couldn’t fight back (Billy Mays)
I wish I coulda showed ’em the right track
I’m sorry, but Mike live on, the musical version
Farrah Faucet was a beautiful person
Rest in peace everyone!