Hip Hop

Hex Murda: F*ck Microwaves!

blame it on Shake March 26, 2010

After being hit with a Pontine stroke and given a 7% chance of living, that muthafucka Hex Murda defied odds and beat the shit out of death. Although partially paralyzed on the right side without the ability to walk or talk, he still finds ways to get shit said. Check out this email interview he recently had with CultureVI.

Why would anybody care about a manager?? Shouldn’t you just go manage and leave the interviews to Elzhi and those guys??

Hex Murda: I dunno. I only talk because those guys are very humble. They don’t like saying it but I will. Elzhi’s better than u. Guilty is a fucking Beast. BlackMilk is the best producer/rapper alive. DannyBrown is better than whoever the fuck is on XXL’s Freshman 10. My niggas are the best. Our ExtendedFam is the best. SeanPrice is a monster. RasKass made half these niggas wanna rap. BishopLamont’s ear for beats and song structure is unmatched. Royce da 5’9 is a fucking terrorist on the mic. Like PhatKat, PharoaheMonch is an incrediible veteran MC,& Jay Electronica is just beginning to shit on niggas lives.

When I send this interview out, a lot of sites are gonna reply to my email and say “Who the fuck is Hex Murda?”. So…who the fuck is Hex Murda?

Just a nigga who has done all the shit a lot of these niggas rap about. Big Proof & J. Dilla Forever.

Why would anybody care about a manager?? Shouldn’t you just go manage and leave the interviews to Elzhi and those guys??

I dunno. I only talk because those guys are very humble. They don’t like saying it but I will. Elzhi’s better than u. Guilty is a fucking Beast. BlackMilk is the best producer/rapper alive. DannyBrown is better than whoever the fuck is on XXL’s Freshman 10. My niggas are the best. Our ExtendedFam is the best. SeanPrice is a monster. RasKass made half these niggas wanna rap. BishopLamont’s ear for beats and song structure is unmatched. Royce da 5’9 is a fucking terrorist on the mic. Like PhatKat, PharoaheMonch is an incrediible veteran MC,& Jay Electronica is just beginning to shit on niggas lives.

You’re a manager. WTF does a manager do?? Besides collecting checks and ego trippin’, of course. (PS, i’m a manager too, so i already KNOW that all we do is collect checks and ego trip, i just wanna hear you explain it better.)

I do every damn thing except rap & make beats. I make sure all the bullshit gets done (Like this interview). I make sure deadlines get met.

When people think of Detroit, they think of Eminem, Ford, Barry Sanders. Do you want to change that perception or do you just not give a fuck?

I don’t give a fuck. Detroiit got the best HipHop. Flat out.

Detroit has some seriously talented artists. Some might argue that it has the deepest collection of talent in urban music right now. That hasn’t always been the case. Is this just a good draft class or is Detroit a serious breeding ground for hip-hop that previously hasn’t had the exposure?

Gods beget Gods. You see the lineage.

You’re one of the most retweeted people in the long, storied history of Twitter. You can literally tweet “fuck microwaves” and have dozens of people RT’ing it. For a guy who has “Murda” in his name, how did you become such a master of social media??

Because I speak the fucking truth.

It used to be all about the streets, but now it’s more about the tweets. It used to be all about the back blocks, now it’s all about the laptops (I bet you wanna manage me now). What is the importance of social media in the music industry today? And is it a positive or negative for music?

It’s good for this “microwave music” culture that we live in. Shit is KILLING labels. I love it. and FUCK MICROWAVES.

You recently got in a fight with God and nearly lost. But you’re still here. I can honestly say that it felt like the entire internet shut down when the info leaked out. People were saying you got shot at a club. For the people who still don’t know what happened, care to clear the air??

I don’t think it was God,it was the other dude. God saved me. I had a fucking Pontine stroke. 7% survival rate. Shit ALMOST killed me.

And how’s the recovery going? Are there any lasting effects?

Well,a nigga is fucked up. Partially paralyzed on the right side, can’t walk or talk. Fuck it,shit happens.

You’re about 7’ tall, 520 lbs of pure muscle. My guess is that you didn’t have much of a problem collecting money from promoters and such. How has that aspect of your business been affected? Are you still just as intimidating, rolling up on dudes?

If a nigga owes me, he will pay. One way or the other.

What was the feeling the first time you logged onto Twitter after your incident and seeing hundreds of “get well Hex” tweets?

Niggas showed love. I appreciated it. Still do.

How was this whole experience changed your perspective on live? I mean, I know it’s still “fuck everything”. But do you wanna fuck it just a little bit less, now that you’ve been given another chance?

Fuck it kill ’em all & let God sort ’em out. Carpe diem.

Kanye once said “I wish a nigga would”. Shots fired at @hexmurda??

Nah, I doubt that nigga knows I exist. He’s in that LadyGaga/TaylorSwift lane now. He gotta try & hold that down. We good over here. Can I get a “Fuck Culture VI” quote from you??u knoiw it’s “Fuck You” until the sun burns out.

Thanks for taking the time out, Hex. I speak for the entire Twitter population when I say that we’re glad you’re alive and we wish you well during your recovery.

Fuck you.