Read it and weep, you little yentas:
Universal Motown, GoodWoodNYC and ThinkTank Marketing have joined forces for a special venture to commemorate the release of Erykah Badu's new album New Amerykah Part 2: Return of the Ankh. Fans will have the opportunity to win a custom “Erykah Badu Ankh” jewelry piece designed exclusively by the masterminds of GoodWoodNYC. The light wood custom Ankh measures slightly over 2 inches with a 30 inch long dark wood beaded chain. Only 50 custom Erykah Badu Ankhs were created for special online giveaways and will not be available for retail sale.
What do you have to do to win? Simple: enter your full name and legit email in the c-section down below, and I'll pick two random persons out of the mix as the winners. It's not that hard, right? Don't ever say we never do anything for you. Detailed shots down bottom, and good luck.