Slang Editorial: Bring Back BET Uncut

posted by Meka

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In today's post at the house Harris, I wax poetics about the last great BET show.

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bon

Yay Meka learned how to use strikethrough!
Meka waxed himself to some black entertainment this morning. Michael Jackson & Gary Coleman zombie buttsex. Who'd be the bottom in that?
DON'T HATE ON MY OPINION!!!

FUCK LASEAN!!!!!

P.S. FIRST NIGLETS!!!
K1ng Eljay

Interesting...
Blak Thawt

@bon I hate you.
bon

And Black Thought hates you Monsieur Misspell.
My Momma Told Me To Say Fuck Yall

Man FUCK THIS! Where's The Muisk Smfh.
bon

And Black Thought hates you Monsieur Misspell.
------Doesn't involve homosexuality----
Thus your 100% statement is false Kelis. I mean Shake.

Meka hit on me in a club once. Since then I have a vendetta.
GOD

WHY THE FUCK HAS THERE BEEN BARELY ANY POSTS THIS PAST WEEK? THE FUCK?

There's only been one post this entire day.
bon

Shake, you shouldn't strive to dissuade the individual with the boredom, lexicon, imagination, and fervor to become your website's Nex Top Troll from his activities.
Embrace my presence. I shall become a c-section catalyst for you.
For free.
Just don't let Meka near me.
bon

GOD, damn it you're right.
bon

Next*
theghostofjessiejackson

hey yo, shake:

ain't you a whiteboy with a tongue ring? should you really be tossing the n-bomb out there like that? you think it's okay to do it bc you got a hip hop blog? #yaplayinyaself
bon

^^^^^ I was thinking this but forgot to mention it. LOLZ it's OK he won't see any more blax til next year's 2DBZBBQ so he's safe.
214reppin

yall realize that wasnt really shake rite? he barely comes in the c section anymore...
214reppin

plus if it was really shake it would go to his personal website, not 2dbz. #justsayin #payattentiontodetail
bon

True, but he might have appeared like Lancelot upon a mighty steed to defend GuineMeka's honor. But I'm Arthur in this shit.
214reppin

lol...that metaphor was dope as hell
bon

Greatly appreciated 214.
bon

Everyone's imagination is twisted Kelis.
My reality isn't twisted.
Your colon is twisted.
Meka done fisted.
bon

And don't hate on 214 just because he appreciates figurative language that is dope as hell.
I'm Lucifer on amphetamines.
Shake

Hey look, i can be shake too! even though I'm not. awesome.
213

White Girls and No Panties On The Dancefloor BWAAAHAHHAHA funnyest shit ever
bon

Sounds like a buffet. All I need is that chloroform. Maybe a potato sack if the club isn't dark enough.
ZeNiTH

'The Fuck is going on in here?

*Walks out*
bon

Like I walked out on Meka's mom after he popped out of her.
ZeNiTH

LOLWUT?
ZeNiTH

I swear! I won't visit this link and comment it ever...
So much weird shit going on here
rwar

hells yea, bring BET UNCUT BACK.

TIP DRILLLLL!
lasean

SEE BAN!! PROOF THAT YOU ARE A FAG
1st you said you get your dick sucked by men
then you type your gay fanatsy of shake,michael and gary coleman
then you say fuck me you would like that but im not gay like you are keep my name off of your mind fag going around 2dopeboyz talkign bout fucking me smh YOU HOMO
bon

LUHSHAWN gets heated over mindless trolling. Someone get this bitch a pacifier. Preferably one with a hollow tip.

This dude's response time is longer than Eli Porter's.
Marcel Holz

towering post you get hold of