Sexytime

Saturday Night Sexy: Minka Kelly

blame it on Shake May 14, 2011

Last week marked the return of Shake’s Sunday Soothing Session. And now I’d like to re-introduce y’all to Saturday Night Sexy. Nothing more than a weekly post w/ pictures, showcasing the sexiness of some random lady. This week… Esquire‘s 2010 Sexiest Woman Alive, Minka Kelly.

  • banx

    thats my nigga Derek Jeter

  • Lars

    thanks 4 brining it back shake

  • turftalka

    All I can say is…DAAAAYYUUUUUUM!!!!!!

  • Lars

    thanks 4 bringing it back shake

  • she fine ass hell but yo next saturday put some big boooty hoes

  • Cross

    she bad, but i dont know bout sexiest alive. obviously no black dudes is workin for these magazines

  • sb252

    Who is the idiot that gave this a thumbs down?

  • @Cross man THANK YOU!!! u know what im talkin bout show me the ass and titties

  • lion

    dammm!!! got must of spent a century making this one

  • chris

    woooww….youre my fuckin hero for this shake….

  • Crooks N Banks

    THUMBS DOWN. this bitch has indistinctive features, fucking busted. most girls who appear on magazines’ sexiest lists and covers and folds are not nearly as bad (as in fine) as several girls in my local area- and i live in fucking kansas. shake i hope u can bounce back next week from this flop.

  • ^^^faggot

  • best side

    ^ gay

  • sayWORD

    ♥ White girls

  • Satans Psycologist

    You guys need to stop worshiping women so much.. Specially ones that just take there cloths off and pose for pictures..Ohh Tits and ass wow!! You guys act like virgins to be honest. Shake how about you post real heroric women who make a difference in the world and are true inspirations to humanity. Women like Opera, Ellen Degeneres, Michelle Obama, Hilary Clinton and so many more other heros amongst us. Shake I want you to really ruminate these words the next time you feel the need to post half naked women all over the net again, how about you stop treating women like sexual objects and more like human beings punk…

  • Can anyone say Pee-You!
    I mean, Not for nuthin’, but I have to agree with Crooks N Banks. I mean, son is speaking real words! He is dropping knowledge on us. This chick is not that much of a hottie! Her bod is not that great, she has massive amounts of makeups on. Definitely a lot more fly chickadees out there. A little perplexed that this is the one that blesses this cite. Definitely, hope you re-do this one with a real deal hottie. I mean, those shots of her in that grey top could have really been left off. Can anyone say a waste of internet website bandwith? I mean, she looks like a plain jain! Meka and shake, I got faith in yall…gimmie some more of a betta hottie!

  • TRONCAT

    FUCK 2GAYBOYZ
    OFWGKTA
    GOLF WANG

    GOBLIN NIGGA! IN STORES NOW. COP THAT SHIT.

  • You dudes dissin her have wack taste in females or are gay or something. She is incredibly fine.

  • not bad …not bad at all

  • BatMayne

    @Satans Psycologist why do you even bother posting that when you know thats not going to happen. This is a hip-hop blog meaning music, funny shit, and hot girls. I’m all for gender equality but this is not the place for that. Women (and men) are always going to be view as sexual objects. Shake is just doing what it take to run a successful hip-hop blog

  • I also would like to go on the record to state that I agree with TRONCAT. Dude is also speaking the truth. Real Knoweldge. Bottom line, ODD FUTURE WOLF GANG KILL THEM ALL, is the fliest rappers on the planet right now. Don’t know why this cite is hating so much on Tyler the Creator. Yalll know it is straight Hate. I mean, don’t hate congradulate. OFWGKTA is the real hip hop. Stop denying yourselfs.

  • BLACKGOD

    Can we say… Lab Rat?

  • Mr. 2012

    please go away robbie… please, ur just annoying

  • merlin24

    Shake you are the man…and anyone hating on this is gay… Minka is hella fine.

  • realtalkmusic

    This post, and the fact this average ass chick got this many thumbs ups tell me alot bout the demographics of the fools on this “rap” blog. No wonder why so many people here co-sign weak/wack shit.

    And to the fools that keep postin that ofktwa shit…dude do you get paid for that shit? Like you just sit down, go on blogs, and do tylers dirty work? A person that doesn’t even know you exist? Do you know you’re a stan? And if so, how does it feel? I at least hope you 16 or under.

    I know why rap is different, cause the fans aint the same anymore.

  • Gucci_Mayne

    glad to see this ha bought Robbie back

  • Crooks N Banks

    @realtalkmusic i know bro read my post this bitch is borderline average if even that real talk these dudes dont know a fine girl when they see one. smh. shake hella slipped on this one.

    @Robbie Maynard i see u!!

  • Crooks N Banks

    210+ people needa go back to the lab. reevaluate ya mind.

    Shake u needa feature Aly Michalka she a new actress that recently blew up n she a fine white girl wit hella nice lips n a mole on the same spot as eva mendez’s mole, she is fire. google her.

  • “sexy” isn’t just defined by a fat ass and big tits.

  • rizzle

    @ crooks see brenda song too !!!

  • bon is back

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  • bon

    oh shit PSN is back!

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  • Meka

    lmao co-sign on both of those bon

  • Lifter

    I would love to buy her lunch.

  • GUY

    UGLY.

  • m

    mehhhhh

  • ok

    Sexiest? for real? who is choosing? that’s way off

  • JaySpaceE

    @Lifter Haha made me legit LOL
    @Shake You brought it back finally, I was all sad last week when I didn’t see it

  • swagOD

    ehhh…what is this? Definitly like 85 % of the c-section commenters right now are white…no nigga is gonna say this chick fine. PERIOD

  • All you “niggas” that don’t find her bad as hell can pass all you want, hell, have Amber Rose. I’ll take Minka all day. She is sophisticated sexy. Not “big ass, big tits, thick as a bus” sexy.

  • Being frank..Sinatra!

    You guys argue like a bunch of giggle juiced filled flapper girl abercrombie’s doing the chalrston to cats or alligators playing on the ole jukebox machine…Take it easy….Frank

  • Being frank…Sinatra!

    *Charlston

  • Mr. Andre

    Yea, she’s hot… then she speaks.

    Y’all couldn’t go with blonde 2011?!

  • RwMcquarters

    @Satans Psycologist First off, you can’t spell for shit. Pick up a book, take some classes at your local community college, call your mom, do whatever the hell you need to do to learn how to spell. Second, maybe you shouldn’t get online if you find photos of attractive women disturbing.

  • Crooks N Banks

    im white, and i think this girls garbage. what makes a girl fine/beautiful is her FACE, a girl’s body just contributes to her sexiness, given shes not chubby or bony. that said, this girl isnt fine OR sexy.

    yes, if a girls face is busted (like this bitch), then she has to have big tits and ass or be thick to be sexy. (which still doesnt make her gorgeous). if her face is fine, she can have a body like this girl and be sexy.

  • magicmango

    stop discriminating y’all and just enjoy life’s beauties ha

  • Satans Psychologist

    @RwMcquarters
    I’d love to get homeschooled by your mom while I get a bj from your father as your baby sister watches in pure disbelief and than it’ll be her turn while dad watches me ravish her of her young innocence…

  • realtalkmusic

    To the fuckboy eBagatron and all the rest of you dumbasses. Just because the black posters here not feeling this chick dont mean we want a bitch built like buffie the body or no shit either (even though theres nothing wrong with that). This chick is just far from the “sexiest woman alive”. She ain’t ugly but she looks like a million other chicks I’ve seen in some cheerleader movie, frat movie, horror flick, etc. Very forgettable. Sophisticated sexy? Man this is supposed to be eye candy I don’t give a fuck about her IQ. And not that I give a shit about Amber Rose, but she was signed to Ford Models, and has modeled for some of the top fashion houses there are.

  • WOOp

    fuck this i only want big booty bitches in my hip hop blog

  • Hey, realtalkmusic, maybe you should read more carefully. Just about everybody that posted and made sure they announced they were black pretty much said they like thicker girls. Nothing wrong with that, but it doesn’t discredit Minka like they so often were trying to do. I never said she was the hottest woman alive, just said she was sexy. And when I say “sophisticated sexy” I don’t mean her IQ, I figured that much would be common sense. And I also like Amber Rose too, just brought her up because I don’t think every girl needs to be as thick as her to be considered sexy. But hey, clearly you missed those parts so who knows how you’ll interpret this post. Should be interesting either way, “fuckboy”.

  • rrealtalkmusic

    Fool most people just said she wasn’t that sexy, and a FEW mentioned ass and tits (after a quick glance, it looks like it was only ONE poster, “Lights please j. cole”). And the ones that dissed her STILL commented on her overall appearance. But you know, when you combine the words ass and tits here and there mixed with us being “niggas” (your words), its convenient to assume we just want a chick “thick as a bus” (again, YOUR words). And what the fuck makes this chick sophisticated sexy? The fact that she isn’t in the rap world? She has lingerie pics just like Amber and in similar poses, she just added a bunch of non-lingerie shots, and has less of a body to show off.

    Fools kill me, loving rap, all on rap dick, then disrespect the culture, or at least the black portion of the culture. Sad sad shit, what a fraud. Go bump country or some shit.

  • Light in the ass, but nice abs.

  • Shade

    I’d gladly eat that box..

  • boi

    anyone wanna bet that @satans psychologist is a feminist lesbian..? anyone?

  • bon

    niggas and honkeys, her face is not busted. I would shoot some ropes all over that canvas Peter North style in a second.

  • Satans psychologist

    Anyone eles wanna bet that the reason @boi refuses to have kids is because he knows that if he doe’s i’ll ravish them then consume them like Jeffrey Dahmer while there still alive? anyone?

  • clyatonbigsby

    Just left an audition for a play in the middle of nowhere NJ.

    Out of 40 chicks. 30 of them looked better than her.

  • Satans psychologist

    You must’ve been auditioning for the role of a bitch like tyler perry…

  • lil b

    she hot as hellll

  • RwMcquarters

    @satans psychologist
    Hey good work on the spelling! That was much better.

  • rt11011

    chick got abs for days. whole bod thos. rememind me of this 1chick iused to stick

  • ck47

    would wife