Rick Ross & Andy Samberg Cover Complex

blame it on Meka May 23, 2011

The head of MMG (literally) covers the next issue of ‘Plex with the Lonely Island/SNL member. Some choice quotes and the Jaws-inspired cover (I can’t wait to see the comments) down bottom.

Rick, is there anyone you don’t fuck with comedically?

R: I fuck with my homie right here. We don’t fuck with Carrot Top.
A: I don’t think I would step to Carrot Top, though—he’s jacked as hell. [Laughter.]

But maybe if you were rolling with the Bawse…?
R: He’s got the Bawse with him now.
A: That’s true, yeah, I’d go at it.
R: Yeah, we said it. Fuck Carrot Top!

What’s a lazy Sunday for Rick Ross?

R: Lounging in my Jordan shorts, my Gucci sandals, an ounce of weed, and a real thin Polo tee. And make sure it’s Polo because those T-shirts are real thin. You feel like you’re naked.

Andy, what’s a lazy Sunday for you?
A: Exactly like the song we do. Get some cupcakes, go see Chronicles of Narnia. If it’s not in theaters, watch it athome.

It’s safe to say you guys might not hang out on Sundays.
R: It’s a possibility. If I get stoned enough I could watch the shit he’s talking about.
A: That’s true. And I could easily wear a T-shirt that is very thin.
R: With some Jordan shorts.
A: With some Jordan shorts! See, we’re both super open-minded!

You can read the entire piece here.

  • unclesam

    Where’s the Kendrick exclusive?! It better be something (2)dope!

  • D.ynamic


  • LordMort

    Haha I love this. Samberg and co. don’t take things too serious

  • -ANTI-

  • James jones johnson

    So does Ross really need to be fake in anything he does and says? He ‘fucks’ with anyone he’s face to face with, trying to connect with literally anybody just to get some money and respect.
    Also the Jordan/Gucci/Polo shit.. stupid commercialized fat fuck.. how many people would describe a lazy sunday like that.. “I wear this brand and that brand..”
    Call me a hater idgaf.. dude just annoys the shit outta me.. no I’m not mad but I’m so disappointed in humanity that a loser like this can be ‘someone’..

  • YeBoy

    James jones johnson……… i feel ya man, shit is so sad. his lucky the hip hop fan base has changed, cause if he was around before, he would be back working as a co now.

  • co-sign my dude @James jones johnson.

  • Ol Durrrrty Bastid

    Rick Ross “800 Cheeseburger (I Get That)”

    I think I’m Big Meech.. my breast size is Trip D’s
    Maybach in the drive-thru.. “Lemme get a whopper WIT CHEESE”
    I got a lotta cheese & dough, call it a pizza roll
    Ate that shit last night and got diarrhea though!


    I think I’m Swizz Beatz.. got the Keyes at the crib
    *Uggggghhh* *grunt* *snort* I know you love how I adlib!


    *bitch voice* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaybach Music

  • bung

    Yea that’s a fucking stupid way to talk about your day I can agree with anyone on that. Though those polo t’s sound awfully cozy. Anyhow, nice cover.

  • this nigga said, SKIDDLEYYWHOAAAA
    made me laugh out loud

    (click the name)

  • V

    That’s not the only nut in Ross mouth. double entendre don’t even ask me how

  • PC Groove

    @james jones johnson

    PREEEEEEACH!! major cosign

  • TrueHopTunes

    @james jones johnson… I been telling people the same thing about Rick Ross forever. Just laugh at all people who listen to him and tell them how lame they are.
    *Follow @ ma_THT

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  • brandon

    rozay should get on a lonely island track

  • furiousfroman

    *Rick Ross Grunt*