Normally when you hear the names Amber Rose, Rocsi and Claudia Jordan together your first wishes are minimal clothing and close encounters. Nope, not this time around. I'ma let the homie David D (from TheSmokingSection) break this one down for y'all.

Not since Waiting to Exhale, nay, For Colored Girls, nay, God, Send Me A Man, have I ever seen such an ensemble cast of world-class masters of their craft assembled on one set. The YouTube descriptions say it all: Amber Rose is “SURPRIZING.” Rocsi is “AMAZING.” The Google Me Chick is “ACTING” (and checking for I’m not sure what on her gun). Never have I seen a movie achieve such spot-on porn-level acting and cinematography while eschewing the actual nudity and sex – which only get in the way of the emoting and character development that makes those films so popular in the first place. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always dreamed of a medium in which I can watch Amber Rose talk, while having on as much clothes as possible. This is truly a delight. Watch all of the previews for this acting tour de force and tell me how any of these ladies can be denied consideration come Oscar time.

Hit the jump for their fantastic acting skills.

Nope, this can't be life.

ENTER RATING

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  • http://2dopeboyz.com/ Meka

    *dead* at "indian girl."

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/zAhLbeRG jones

    laugh or cry?

  • Steph

    Nah, this isn't real. Can't be.

  • brite

    It is real. I've actually seen Gang of Roses 1. That shit was tight. Have no idea why this was downvoted.

  • http://akiddo.com/ T.

    It looks and feels like a pornography, but it's not a pornography.

    Why isn't it a pornography?

  • WUTANGFAN

    lots of action with no action at all at the same time...who ok'd this?

  • cra$h

    This Is crazy,like killa season for industry hoes

  • jngiroejgpojotepg;

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO greouhnsgbitjewrpohbrkawgeqrg

  • lmao

    This should have been a porno.

  • yo

    hahahahaha this shit made my day

  • Duh

    this is a joke right?

  • Sladewilson

    Jesus take the wheel. This is what happens when you let people play outside their lane...

  • Rich

    This is like a bad April fools joke gone way too far.

  • SnIpEs

    Wow...so many words in the english dictionary for this...but I will choose appauld...smfh..

  • The_Villian

    It starts like a porno but then.... I don't get it. Is there gonna be porn after this bullshit or what?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shadowsamuraithesupremeking shadowsamurai

    The acting is SO DAMN DRY! LoL, who was looking for this? who ok'd this? who thought this was a good idea? while writing the script, why didn't the writer see how craptacular this would be? Damn! when do they take they clothes off? where's a hot tub when you need it?!!!

  • jtherapy

    GTFOH!! This gotta go in the fuckery hall of fame!

  • jtherapy

    GTFOH!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/EL_MACJETson Your Mothers Dinner Date

    I saw the post and IMMEDIATELY googled it to see if y'all were fucking with me. It's real. LMAO. *Dead* Yeeezy shoulda taught that bitch how to act.

  • riktar

    WHAT IS THIS!!!!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Musikfiend

    LOL @ Amber's acting. Best part about this is Teyana's tig ol bitties.

    Rocsi's acting doesn't look too bad though.

  • http://yomamasonmynutsack.com YO DADDY

    YO the priest is money from the Adams Family...
    The pops...Gomez.
    I think.

  • tony

    The historical inaccuracies are too many to bear. I doubt black women had weaves back then....

  • Billy

    tony< lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    but seriously tho...if tarantino got his hands on this "idea"....i cud see sumthing working out

  • d-bo

    Teyana has that bangin body, but the face of a bulldog.

  • D*$cience

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2051886/

    Wiz Khalifa ... Timmy

    "I'm Done"

    *Deceased*

  • david

    lookin forward to seein her in expendables 2 more than this

  • Oblivious Therapist

    RAOF HALL OF FAME!!!!!
    Shake should make a hall of fame lust my niggga ahahahahahahahaha

  • doomtreason

    lmao @ "weezy shoulda taught that bitch how to act"