J-Zone’s 20 Greatest Sex Rhymes

blame it on Shake February 14, 2012

Aww man, J-Zone is the man for this one. Linking up with egotrip to list off the most vulgar rap songs for your entertainment and enjoyment.

I see Cupid shot’cha in the ass again, huh? Fuck all that. Let’s kill all the formalities and flowers. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is what truly motivates you to make those donations to Hallmark and that swank sushi spot with the $27 California rolls. Let’s hear from some folks who understand that concept. I present to you my 20 greatest sex-related rap songs of all time. Happy Valentines Day…[insert Snoop Dogg in Baby Boy voice] “scrub.”

Too $hort’s Blowjob Betty, Luke’s Bust A Nut with Biggie, Kool G Rap’s Talk Like Sex… it’s all here. Head on over to egotrip for audio and hilarious commentary for the complete 20.

  • SMH


  • I’ve said that least 390698 times. SCK was here

  • david

    I thought ‘Indian girl’ by Slick Rick woulda made the list ‘He opened it up with his bare two thumbs, he seen crabs with spears and indian drums!’

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