And Juicy J’s $50k Scholarship Goes To…

I’ll be honest: upon first hearing the song (in Shake’s car, natch), hearing about the contest and then subsequently seeing every entrant either flapping their ass cheeks or struggle rapping, I anticipated a fuckery-filled fuckshit of a winner. But, no, the award actually went to a single mother who happens to be a full-time college student at a legit college. You can check out her winning entry below.