NIckelus F Reverend Sweet Petey Popoff's Miracle Water Commercial

Gomez Garfunkel's other alter-ego drops an ad promoting his latest get rich quick scheme upcoming show in Vigrina. But nothing compares to the ad he put on CraigsList the other day...

Hi. My name is Nickelus F. I'm a rapper, father, and BBW enthusiast. I'll be in NY shooting a video for my song Tanqueray. I need a nice young woman of the larger variety to come be a part of my video. You'll mostly be dancing in a soccer mom van with the doors open. I promise this isn't a porn. If you're interested, send a photo and your contact info to TheBaldGod@gmail.com. Hope to see one of you lovely ladies there. ;)

iQuit.

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  • aboynamedandy

    *tears*

  • spaceeghost

    *happily dies from laughter*

  • DatN-word

    omg hahahaha

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