Saturday Night Sexy: Haley Jade

blame it on Illy February 15, 2014

End your Saturday off with 21-year-old model and fitness instructor Haley Jade.

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Photos courtesy of Van Styles.

  • wat

    “Haley Jade? I love that name. Love that tattoo, what’s that say? ‘Rot in Pieces?’ Uhhhh…that’s great.”

    • who cares

      “First off you don’t know Marshall, at all so don’t grow partial. That’s ammo for my arsenal. I’ll slap you off that bar stool.”

      • RϰϰςΨ

        We all know the continuation sir.

        • wat


        • who cares

          1) That’s an ignorant blanket statement. Not everyone listens to Eminem or is familiar with his every verse.

          2) That verse on “Superman” is one of my favorite verses from him because of his wordplay, hence why I continued the original quote from wat.

          3) If it bothered you so much you could’ve kept on scrolling.

          • wat

            It’s one of my favorite Eminem verses too. That’s one of my favorite Eminem songs period, actually. His flow is so catchy on it.

          • who cares

            Agreed. He rode that beat extremely well. One of the few examples of him showing just how versatile he can be over different forms of production.

          • wat

            “Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch, if you died, I wouldn’t buy you life.”

            Goddamn I love that song. The Eminem Show is underrated imo.

          • MewLover34

            idk, not sure how it could possibly be “underrated”. It’s an undisputed classic, and arguably his best album. Think it gets the props it deserves.

            OT: Boobs…

        • buttuh

          butttt uhhhh only reason i clicked is because of that line

    • Saugdenstock

      exactly what I thought when I saw “Haley Jade”..

  • Cam TexasBoy Perry

    this chick is perfection

  • veesky

    Sometimes, I forget how nice it can be to look at a girl and something is left to the imagination

    • vaci

      that was deep.

    • Jay Daniels

      bruh all i’m thinking is dat ass

  • who cares

    Damn. She’s fucking gorgeous, and (with the exception of the seventh pic) these semi-unrevealing shots actually flatter her.

  • Bryant Hurtado


  • malcyvelli

    I would actually date this girl

  • N.

    Advice: Just throw up a link to Van Styles every Sat night.

  • SomeWorldStarNigga

    she is bomb, but am i the only one that’s getting tired of women with no ass arching their back to make it look like they got one….

    • wat

      That > huge, fake asses.

      • SomeWorldStarNigga

        I Agree.

        • Cam TexasBoy Perry

          yep im kind of tired of the fake asses tbh. they nice to look at but thats it

  • thetruthduh

    with a booty you gotta sniff

  • She got a nice little rump on her

  • But can she cook tho?

    • Cam TexasBoy Perry

      if she can cook its a wrap

  • Jay Daniels

    We were all thinking of Hailie Mathers let’s be honest.

  • Guest

    @disqus_VNcI4jQium:disqus sorry bro, but you don’t wanna date this girl- she went to my high school (Centennial) and fucked every guy there

    • yinks

      lmao the salt is real in franklin

      • malcyvelli

        lmaooooo that man couldn’t get a sample

    • Cam TexasBoy Perry

      why you mad bro?

  • Guest

    @maclcyvelli sorry bro, but you don’t wanna date this girl- she went to my high school (Centennial) and fucked every guy there

  • Guest

    sorry bro, but you don’t wanna date this girl- she went to my high school (Centennial) and fucked every guy there

  • C-C-CHS

    I went to high school with Haley (Centennial) and she always wore yoga pants…constantly giving every guy huge boners

  • Frank Kennedy

    The fact she isn’t wearing a thong (AND has a sweater on) and STILL looks sexy as fuck says a lot. I’d marry her.

  • disqus_xpmwx1oUV3

    Chick is ugly, and she has no ass. Arching you’re back is not going to trick me into thinking you have an ass. She has a basic look, that to me is not enough for me to say damn I want in. They need top start showing some women of color more, than these hybrid white chicks, because they are getting uglier and uglier.

    • YeDaTruth

      “Your bitch don’t really got no ass, she just poked it out” – Guru

    • Chris Brown

      you gay ass parrot

      • disqus_xpmwx1oUV3

        I guess I offended you or something when I made that comment, live with it White boy.

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    • Chris Brown

      in the name of

  • KING14

    Well damn… She sure is something…

  • David

    Oh god. I went to school with her. I remember her having an awesome booty, but the rest was kinda so-so. Always hammered at the frat houses. Loves black dudes though (good news for you guys.)