This will be the only time you catch me writing about Chris Brown. The scum-of-the-Earth singer got a depiction of Venus de Milo, a Greek statue believed to resemble Aphrodite, tattooed on the back of his dumb head. And it’s hilarious.
Normally, I’d say Chris Brown doesn’t deserve a single spec of media coverage, but man, he deserves every bit of this and more. The tattoo is like a modern day American Venus de Milo — rocking a double chin and getting famous by being associated with an idiot.
UPDATE: Bu-bu-bu-but wait it gets worse!