And Now, The Best Thing I've Seen Today: The #DRAKEYOLOPOLO

Last week Shawn Carter unintentionally gave birth to one of the funniest Internets jokes in recent memory, when he tried to... uh... dive(?) into a pool while on vacation with Beyoncé. Now, Joseph Evans has taken the meme to the next level with his #DRAKEYOLOPOLO series, throwing Shawn's awkward-looking attempt - as well as Miguel's

Jimmy Kimmel: Epic Troll Master (Video)

So, remember this YouTube that resulted in the woman turning into the Human Torch? Well, Jimmy Kimmel brought the woman, one Caitlin Heller Daphne Avalon, on to the show, to talk about what really went down. You're just going to have to watch and see this.

William Ray Norwood Jr.: Kanye West's Number-One Troll

  This guy - or, as Phonte calls him, Raynathan James - won't go away. And to keep it real, that's not a bad thing. We need more trolls in our lives to make us treasure our own personal value that much more. #NEVERFORGET: So, Kanye West Just Flat Out Attacked a Paparazzi at LAX

Random Acts Of Fu*kery: DeSean Jackson Edition

See, "extracurricular" activities like this could be part of why my favorite team in the NFL has been on full-blown struggle mode for the last two seasons*. Let's hope Chip Kelly's sanctions-ducking self actually gets us more than a .500 record #WishfulThinking. * - I'm ignoring the production of LT Hutton - one of the

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Bron-Bron James Edition

  "It's the kid King James..." *tears* Now, I'm sure Lebron is only joking with these. That, however, doesn't mean that these struggle bars aren't, well, struggle bars. They are, though, much better than the efforts of Troy Hudson, Cedric Ceballos, and Dana Barros combined, if that means anything. Shaquille O'Neal's "Still Can't Stop The

Random Acts Of F*ckery: No Love At The Strip Club Edition

For those going to a nudie bar this Memorial Day weekend, I implore you all to be easy... Police in Philadelphia are hoping that video of a man shooting up a strip club with an AK-47 assault rifle over a DJ’s song selection will lead to his arrest. Investigators on Wednesday said that 21-year-old Henry

Random Acts Of F*ckery: PHCMB Edition

And then this shit flies across my timeline... Paris Hilton has found a new home, and some of her roommates include Lil Wayne, Drake and Nicki Minaj. The heiress/singer/"Bling Ring" actress has reportedly signed with Cash Money Records. Hilton broke the news to Showbiz 411, adding that she hopes to have her follow-up to 2006's