The World According to Squijee (aka T.W.A.T.S.) – The Introduction (Video)

blame it on Shake January 1, 2009


Being a fan of QN5 for as many years as I have been, you’ve come to enjoy the fuck out of Squijee. Hilarious! This is his YouTube premier as he hasn’t had an internet connection for 6 years! Hit the jump for a special message from the *insert whatever the hell he is* himself that I grabbed from the QN5 website.

Um, hello? Um, hi. What the FUCK is good yall!

I know you was all prolly wondering where I was and shit, but I’m back yo! I haven’t had an internet connection in 6 years man, but now I’m all up on this internets shit and I got mad bitches on my dingaling. Anyways I’m here to let you know that I’m sick of corny muffuckas getting shine off this internets shit and I got my own thing now.

You should add me @ the YouTubes, the Facebooks, and follow me on the Twitters! It’s a new year and I got alot to say!

I’m way cooler than that loser ass tickling friend of yours taking up space in your profile. MAKE ROOM FOR ME IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE OR I WILL CARVE YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPORK AND BUST MY NUTS ALL UP IN THE IN THE WOUND AND THEN I WIL…OH…. Um…

Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes.

Peace B*tch!

PS. I fucked Tay Zonday’s Hamster.