Random Acts Of Fuckery: Eminem vs Nick Cannon? Edition

blame it on Meka May 8, 2009

Are we serious here? People still take offense to Em’s antics? And Nick “I have ‘Mariah’ tatted on my back because I’m either a fucking dumb ass or her stuff is that good, but either way I still lost for doing that shit” Cannon?

To wit:

“I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!”

We need a board. Spotted at The Smoking Section. UPDATE: In case Nick Cannon pulls a Saigon, I took a screen shot haha.