After eating a hamburger that cost (and I looked this stuff up, because I don’t have a life like that)
* two pairs of these Jordans, with enough money leftover to order a three-portion meal from the Shake Shack
* a round trip from New York to Los Angeles via Virgin America during the holiday season
* a month’s worth of groceries from Trader Joe’s
Tauheed’s adventures in decadent opulence continues, as he visited Orlando Palacios at Worth & Worth to try on and see how a twenty-five THOUSAND dollar Panama Hat (in comparison, a cursory search on Amazon shows that these things start at about $22) is made. I’m not going to lie, these are very entertaining mainly because of its sheer outrageousness.