Okay, at this point I’m kinda over the bombastic nature of these clips and just watch them to see why, exactly, some countries hate America. Case in point: why would anybody go to church in a bullet-proof suit is beyond me; let’s be real, you probably wouldn’t want to be anywhere in the same vicinity as someone who needs to wear anything bullet-proof in the first place. Alas, Teta tried one on which roughly costs $15,000, or:
* more than a 2014 Nissan Versa from Universal City Nissan (and, if you’re from Southern California like I am, you just sang the medley to “Universal City Nissan” in your head while reading “Universal City Nissan”)
* about the cost to start a small business
* a modest house to retire in, in Belize
Besides, who cares about saving money when you can get rims? THEY SPINNIN’, THEY SPINNIN’!