What’s wrong with Chris Rivers‘ love life? Apparently, if he’s not getting Catfish’d he’s getting played by women who are liable to either poke holes in prophylactics or – even worse – have his body lined with them. Well, that’s the gist I seem to get after listening to his latest freestyle drop.
My advice? Just find a nice lady who likes museum visits, long walks in the park and the ideal of emotional stability, Chris.