Random Acts of F*ckery: Chris Brown Tattoos A Greek Statue On His Head

blame it on Patrick Glynn August 25, 2015

This will be the only time you catch me writing about Chris Brown. The scum-of-the-Earth singer got a depiction of Venus de Milo, a Greek statue believed to resemble Aphrodite, tattooed on the back of his dumb head. And it’s hilarious.

Normally, I’d say Chris Brown doesn’t deserve a single spec of media coverage, but man, he deserves every bit of this and more. The tattoo is like a modern day American Venus de Milo — rocking a double chin and getting famous by being associated with an idiot.

Brown originally posted the picture on his own Instagram, but he quickly deleted it, probably after realizing the mistake he made. Chris, you’re no Gucci. And that’s not a good thing.

UPDATE: Bu-bu-bu-but wait it gets worse!

I do what the fuck I want! #rockstar #500 #onehellofanight #legendarynights @iamkingrico

A photo posted by @chrisbrownofficial on