J-Live – “Ya Momma So Black”

blame it on JES7 October 19, 2015

Vampire Hunter J, aka J-Live uses some clever wit and the slowly-dying art of the “snap” to flip the script on those played-out jokes from yesteryear, originally meant to insult. Empowerment is the objective, as the tables turn.

It’s a pretty clever preemptive strike that also contains hidden gems, knowledge and wisdom – a reoccurring common theme found in Justice Allah Cadet’s music – empowering the Black woman. “Ya Momma So Black” will appear on his upcoming album How Much Is Water? Pre-order it digitally via Bandcamp (arrives Nov. 13th). There are also plans to release a limited edition cassette (50 copies) as well as a deluxe autographed CD bundle.

Your momma so black, if anybody try to play the dozens like that, they need to be Smacked. Even If it’s the last joke in the laugh factory hit the well actually and send that shit back. Your momma so black, if any body try to insult her like that they lose. No matter how funny guess what you big dummy thoughts are things your subconscious gets abused. Your momma so black like the soil of the most fertile cresent reflecting the essence. Your momma so black she attract attention soon as she grace the room with her presence. Your momma so black its blessing on a blessing a reward or a penalty to stress and be Stressing. Your momma so black my suggestion is do not test unless you want that lesson. Your momma so black she might smack the shit outa you for putting yourself in harms way. Just so you associate the action with pain, and know better than to try that dumb shit again. Your momma so black she gets double whammy as a woman in a white man’s world. Your momma so black it should make you think twice before you disrespect your girl. Your momma so black it don’t crack and your man so glad to have a woman like that. Your momma so black that song you love that say bitches aint shit, it’s kinda wack. Your momma so black while brothers pass and self hate a white guy saying hey girl. Might as well swoop in since so many black men fantasize about a blonde being they girl. Some’ll fetishize. Some objectify. Some’ll find true love. soma really try. But your momma so black she just want you see the value in your round the way girls’ eye. Your momma so black so blue so brown so red so yellow that hue so dark so light so middle so fair so deep so fine so what who care ’cause. Your momma so black is black is black is black is black is black is beautiful. Objections? Speak now or hold your piece but its pitiful this is so critical. Your momma so black she pivotal. Backbone to her resident nation. American, British, French, Greek, Philipino, Dominican, Haitian, Brazilian, Korean, Mexican, Epytian, Canadian, Pick one random. Black man black woman mother and father of civilization got damn what a tandem. Your momma so black no matter what your father is somebody thinks you’re a nigger. Your momma so black they attack how full her lips are but want theirs bigger. Your momma so black with the coconut or olive oil on I can see a gutter rainbow. Every color in the spectrum glistening. You think it’s a insult you’re not listening. Your momma so black, no matter what your father do for you she want more for you. He can try to debate curve or swerve it. Whether he got it or not you deserve it. Your momma so black its unnerving to the powers that be too resilient. Despite all of the pressure on your coal she made sure your diamond still shine too Brilliant. Your momma so black when she heard about Trayvon Martin she called to check on You. Your momma so black before she brought you into this world she might have tried to warn you. Your momma so black she might be proud of it or she might not. She might be a victim Or buck the system but she still raised you to shoot your shot. Your momma so black brown yellow Latina Indian Asian it’s the reason your momma so fine she remind me of mine so I call you brothers and sisters!