Let’s be honest here. None of us could give two shits about this year’s Oscars. Or any of the Oscars, for that matter. The only thing we’re here for this year are The Weeknd‘s nomination nod for his song “Earned It” which appeared on every middle-age white woman’s favorite film, 2015’s Fifty Shades of Grey — and of course his live performance of said song. Watch it unfold below.
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here writing this from the ER bed due to chest pains. Life is good though.