DMX & Technology Just Don’t Get Along

blame it on Meka April 12, 2016

When life hands out lemons, one is supposed to make the finest of lemonade from it. When life comes at DMX fast, it comes at him in the most rapid of manners.

The guy who once rapped “Gun pops, going through you and your mother” with the ferocity of an angry Cerberus tends to, well, squeal like an out-of-tune saxophone when put in situations he does not understand, and the ensuing results are pure hilarity. From being introduced to a carnival slingshot ride to his legendary battle with Google’s search engine, watching Earl Simmons attempt to use any form of technology is akin to watching a child trying to open a door to a closet that they’re convinced is hiding a monster in.

The latest culprit? Snapchat’s “face swap” feature. While relaxing with actress Paige Hurd, she introduced him to the phone app and… let’s just say that DMX went DMX:

Seriously, someone needs to give D a reality show where he’s just thrust into the most random of scenarios. It would have to be one of the funniest things ever.