Barack we love you but it would’ve been equally presidential if you would’ve just walked on out while Donald got through that struggle speech trashing your career
Yesterday, America’s collective guitars gently weeped as F*ckface von Clownstick aka Agent Orange took the oath as our 45th President of the United States. Can you believe this sh*t? It’s all too surreal.
Those of you who suffered in awkward, stunned silence by sitting through his inauguration (hey, that’s your own damn fault) may have at least gotten a nice chuckle at the turnout for Trump’s “big day” in comparison to Obama’s, and Frank Ocean made sure to share his thoughts in a new Tumblr post, acknowledging the divisiveness of the U.S. as he stated “The world can see America divided and chaos in the streets.”
Read the entire post below.
I’m really excited for these inauguration crowd numbers to come in.
Don’t cook the books either Donald. We all know your event was dry. No matter how many times CNN anchors repeat majestic or peaceful transition of power. The world can see America divided and the chaos in the streets. Barack we love you but it would’ve been equally presidential if you would’ve just walked on out while Donald got through that struggle speech trashing your career. The majority knows man, we know you did good. We see it. The majority sees Donald for who he is too. He ain’t slick. And it’s too bad the majority doesn’t count. In any event, a first family that I can relate to will be missed. Really though.