I hope that, in my remaining seconds on this planet, that nobody hacks my social media. It’s not like there’s anything incriminating on my accounts (no, seriously); no, I just don’t want all kinds of wild stuff being put online under my name, in case I try to, like, run for office or whatever.
K. Roosevelt, however, isn’t so lucky. In his “One Night Stand” video, taken from his self-titled debut album, two women find his phone in the back of an Uber. Naturally, shenanigans ensue. The real question, however: why didn’t he put a lock on his phone???