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… meanwhile, I am because my car battery just dies while I was ironically going to get an oil change. On top of that, some fat yokel with a grease-loaded Jheri Curl/afro-mullet failure adorning his scalp I asked for help responded, “I’d help you, but I’m late for a hot date.” California: where fuckery happens.
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